Beep!

/snark-on

I haven’t been on the intrawebz in almost 10 days (not counting Twitter, which I do mostly from my phone). I haven’t blogged, read any feeds, or participated in any meaningful online discussions.

Sorry, but I haven’t missed a single one of ya…

… or the blog drama

… or the US and international political discussions

… or the tropical weather reports.

Basically? I’m not here right now*, so leave a message at the beep.

/snark-off

* I have the right to return at any given moment, announced or unannounced, so sleep with one eye open!

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I’ve been Detoxificating

I haven’t officially blogged (anywhere!) in a week. I’ve needed a little time for ‘detoxificating’ myself - online and in my personal life.

The Dictionary of Krississippi.com: “Detoxificating”

de·tox·i·fi·ca·ting [dee-tok-suh-fi-kay-tng] (v)

1. The act or an instance of ridding of the effect of poison.
2. The treatment of [a person or blog] affected by toxic exposure to poison.
3. To undergo the process of detoxification.
4. To change unnecessary drama in one’s life or blog into a safer form.

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It’s a Blog-Eat-Blog World out There

By it’s nature, blogging is dramatic, selfish, mean-spirited and oftentimes hurtful. Let’s face it, not everyone is going to agree with your (or my) opinion, and if you read it (or write it) chances are you’ll have your feelings hurt at some point.

It’s a blog-eat-blog world out there, folks.

I’m going to throw my insults around about some recent goings-on in the blogosphere.  I’m pitching my opinion into the proverbial pool because I’m irritated and annoyed (which could probably count for PMS, if I still had that ability.)

And yes, I do want to know what you think… the good, bad AND the ugly.  Here’s your chance to tell me you love me, or you hate me.

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